The Blown Coverage Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Packers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
90%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Packers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.