The Snap Count Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Packers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
80%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Packers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.