The Prevent Defense Hex of Green Bay Packers
Green Bay Packers defense
“The Packers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Green Bay Packers defense's week
- The Packers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Packers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
73%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Packers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Green Bay Packers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Green Bay Packers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Green Bay Packers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.