The Hamstring Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dulcich's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dulcich's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dulcich, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.