The Blocking Assignment Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Ref: "Number Dulcich, that's a flag." Dulcich: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Dulcich gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Dulcich scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.