The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Dulcich gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
83%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dulcich drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.