The Invisible Route Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dulcich spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
87%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dulcich's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.