The Blocking Assignment Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Dulcich goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dulcich's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.