The Late Scratch Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Dulcich sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Dulcich scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
- Travis Kelce
FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.