The Chip-and-Release Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Dulcich will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dulcich drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.