The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Dulcich catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
75%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Browns fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dulcich's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.