The Invisible Route Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dulcich's stadium. Only over Dulcich.
- Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dulcich's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.