The Blocking Assignment Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dulcich gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
76%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dulcich's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.