The Chip-and-Release Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Ref: "Number Dulcich, that's a flag." Dulcich: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dulcich is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
82%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dulcich's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
- Travis Kelce
FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.