The Chip-and-Release Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Ref: "Number Dulcich, that's a flag." Dulcich: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dulcich's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.