The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dulcich's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.