The Mystery Tweak Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dulcich gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
75%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dulcich drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.