The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Dulcich gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
84%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dulcich's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.