The Chip-and-Release Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Ref: "Number Dulcich, that's a flag." Dulcich: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Dulcich stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
90%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dulcich's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.