The Blocking Assignment Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Dulcich goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dulcich's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.