The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Dulcich is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
78%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dulcich drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.