The Hamstring Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The broadcast shows Dulcich on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Dulcich scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.