The Late Scratch Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The broadcast shows Dulcich on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
75%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dulcich, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.