The Snap Count Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Dulcich finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dulcich's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.