The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Dulcich gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Dulcich scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.