The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Dulcich will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dulcich, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.