The Invisible Route Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Ref: "Number Dulcich, that's a flag." Dulcich: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Dulcich lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
80%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Dulcich scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.