The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“The broadcast shows Dulcich on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Dulcich's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dulcich's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.