The Phantom Flag Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Dulcich sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Dulcich scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.