The Mystery Tweak Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- The broadcast shows Dulcich on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dulcich drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.