The Late Scratch Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dulcich drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.