The Late Scratch Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Dulcich, Dulcich, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.