The Phantom Flag Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Dulcich's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dulcich's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.