The Mystery Tweak Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Dulcich's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dulcich drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.