The Blocking Assignment Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- The broadcast shows Dulcich on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dulcich's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.