The Invisible Route Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- The broadcast shows Dulcich on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dulcich's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dulcich's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.