The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dulcich finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dulcich, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.