The Phantom Flag Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dulcich has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
87%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dulcich drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.