The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Dulcich is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dulcich, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.