The Late Scratch Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UCLA's biggest rival.
- Dulcich is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
91%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dulcich's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.