The Hamstring Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- A mysterious flag erases Dulcich's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Dulcich is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dulcich drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.