The Phantom Flag Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Dulcich is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dulcich drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.