The Hamstring Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dulcich gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Dulcich scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.