The Snap Count Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- The broadcast shows Dulcich on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dulcich's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.