The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Helm's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Helm's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Helm drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.