The Mystery Tweak Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Helm gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
82%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Helm, Helm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Colston Loveland
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- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.