The Mystery Tweak Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“The broadcast shows Helm on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Helm's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.