The Phantom Flag Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Helm is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Helm scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Colston Loveland
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- Carnell Tate
- Tony Pollard
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.