The Invisible Route Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Helm goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Texans fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Helm's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.