The Chip-and-Release Hex of Gunnar Helm
Gunnar Helm · TEN · TE
“Helm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Helm's week
- Helm is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Helm runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
83%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Helm's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Gunnar Helm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Gunnar Helm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Gunnar Helm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.